December 2009
39 posts
I will not have sex with a male flight attendant. Not tonight.
My 7 y/o cousin is so impressed w/himself that he can jump up & down naked & make his pee pee bigger. Its gonna be an interesting holiday.
when life gets you down its time for the Tour de Franzia
Hey guy in front of me in line…Just because you wear a lot of cologne doesn’t mean your hot.
Hello Mr. Pattinson http://yfrog.com/3kgqxp
Flashback to the set of Twilight with @LautnerDTaylor http://yfrog.com/4fpodcp
#titlesthatcanbeporn “Holes”
Wheres the money Lebowski…
It’s a Girl!! Gianna Rizzo. 7lb 1oz. Time to go be the cool aunt. http://yfrog.com/3nasjcj
Laying on the couch, with a fire going, a glass of wine, watching risky business……
#titlesthatcanbeporn Babes in Toyland
Brittany Murphy supposedly died this morning…. http://bit.ly/64W2p2
Diamonds on my neck d-diamonds on my grill
I’m certain that if Jay-Z and Rachel Maddow had a baby, that would pretty much be the coolest kid ever.
Airport bathrooms always creep me, mostly because they’re notorious for being homosexual buisness men hangouts…
#FF @michaelowenhill @alittlelamb @kellylabanco @tauriam @slowprincess
http://twitpic.com/tvf2j - So today is 90’s day at yoga. I only had this shirt. But he was born in the 90’s. So it works.
Back to the DeLorean!
Getting ready to go see Avatar. Really hope its all its talked up to be.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Thanks LA.
I want a little gizmo of my own.
Up way to early. I guess now would be a great time to watch gremlins. Score.
Up way to early. Avatar premier tomorrow. Funky fresh…
Zoot suits are prohibited.
sadly…my night requires pants…
The room I’m in looks like its been molested by a unicorn for the past few years.
Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam.
Listen kids, money’s tight. So when I make you balloon animals you should say ‘thank you’ and not complain about the lubricant.
What’s the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?… Santa Claus stopped at 3 Ho’s
Can’t tell what’s what anymore on this rotisserie chicken, dinner shouldn’t be a goddamn guessing game.
I was so wrong for thinking the moonwalk was the quietest way to sneak out of a bedroom.
Everybody’s broke, so here’s the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit.
Anyone know of a nice little cozy place to move in LA?
Just got asked to join the boones farm fan club…….no
12 days till I get some Jersey lovin.
Christmas shopping for people who probably just deserve coal…
#ifsantawasblack ho ho ho would take on a totally different meaning.