I will not have sex with a male flight attendant. Not tonight.

My 7 y/o cousin is so impressed w/himself that he can jump up & down naked & make his pee pee bigger. Its gonna be an interesting holiday.

when life gets you down its time for the Tour de Franzia

Hey guy in front of me in line…Just because you wear a lot of cologne doesn’t mean your hot.

Flashback to the set of Twilight with @LautnerDTaylor http://yfrog.com/4fpodcp

#titlesthatcanbeporn “Holes”

It’s a Girl!! Gianna Rizzo. 7lb 1oz. Time to go be the cool aunt. http://yfrog.com/3nasjcj

Wheres the money Lebowski…

Laying on the couch, with a fire going, a glass of wine, watching risky business……